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Cricket is run by BCCI.......
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BCCI = " Bookies Control Cricket in India "

Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao..
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera mann laga rahega :D :p
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota
hai :D

Awwww banayen, ek behtar kal
~ Girls.

'("3 Dost The" )'
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Billu=Gullu=Ulloo..

Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai..

Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai.

Or Hamara Ulloo : ye Post Padh raha hai.

'Haa Haa Haa'
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo..

Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg aam ho jaayega.

Boss-apki shadi
ho gayi?

Santa-Haanji,1ladki
se huyi he

Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he

Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he...:p

Santa: Aapka kutta to sher jaisa Lagta hai. Kya khilate ho??

Banta: Ye kamena sher Hi hai, pyar wyaar ke chakar mein pad gaya tha to shakal kutte jaisi hogai=D

Shame on you girls
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Weather is getting hotter than you...:P :D

Girlfriend drinking Whiskey with
her
boyfriend.
. Asks him-tum kaun ho........??
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Boyfriend-pagal ho gayi h kya
Apne jaanu ko bhool gyi
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Girlfriend- nasha har gum ko
bhula deta hai......Bhai Sahab =))

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa
ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai. . .
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. . .

Hazaron Larkiyaan Aisi K Har Larki Par Dam Niklay,

Par Jiss Larki Par Dam Niklay,.
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Uska "Add As Friend" Option Hi Band Niklay!! :D :D :P :(