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All Husbands are like Bluetooth.

Always connected to wife when she is around.

But

The moment wife is Away,

They automatically start searching new devices.:)

p Of The Day :P
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Save Electricity !!
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Switch OFF

*Num Lock* & *Caps Lock*

If They're not in Use !!
Thank You For Giving Your
Attention !! :D :D

Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat me..
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Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.

Star Plus n Colors ka ek fayada to hai
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Jab ghar wale inko dekh rahe ho...

Kitni der bhi phone pe kisi se lage raho........

Koi tension nahi........

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha...

Clerk : Kya Hua ???

Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai...

Clerk : Toh ???

Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur Laundry Bill 11
Lacs Bataya Hai...!!! :p

सच्चा भारतीय वो -

●जो Free की चीजो को कभी न छोड़े :-)

●जो घर में paint करवाने के बाद paint वाली बाल्टी को कम से कम 5 पांच साल इसतेमाल करे ;-)

●जो T.V remote के cell खत्म होने के बावजूद remote को पिटता है :-D

●जो मिठाई की दुकान पे taste करने के लिए मिठाई जरुर मांगे :P

●जो पुराने कैलेंडर को पन्नो को कॉपीयो का कवर बना के इस्तेमाल कर ले ;-)

●जो मोबाइल balance में से कम्पनी द्वारा 5 RS कटे जाने पे कम्पनी के toll free customer care number पे customer care वाले को गाली सुना दे :O

Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi?

Daughter - Maa Banugi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi

Dad - Tu kuch b kar par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna

Ashiqui 2 me Larki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai

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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye

Ipl poll :Which is thefavourite catch of
this season?
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Answer : When Delhi police caught
sreesanth :D

Banta:" Pareshan lag rahe ho..

Santa:" Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..

Banta:" Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa:" Lekin biwi ko nahi pata...:p :O :D